life in alaska

I just whacked the TV on the side because it was messing up, and Emmie immediately says, "Mommy did you spank the TV? You spanked the TV, you didn't spank me!"

On the way to church she said to me "Mommy, say 'where's the church'".
Me - what?
Em - say "where's the church?"
Me - okay, where's the church?
Em - it's up ahead!
(Usually she asks "where's the church" and I'll answer "it's up ahead!")